I was walking down the road
And I stepped on a Toad
And a Toad went squish between my toes
It splattered and it splashed and it hit between my lips
{Yo Yuck}
And Oh God, how my appetite it grows for the toad between my toes
{Yo Yuck}
My foot to my mouth and the toad to my lips
Oh boy, how I am doing back flips
{Yo Yuck}
And as I am tripping and flipping I jump up into a tree
And in that tree what do I see?
I see a lady monkey looking at me through an open window and she seems
to have a fixation.
I am truly in a hairy situation.
{What you going to do now baby, what you going to do now}
And that is what she kept a singing as she grabbed a hold to my limb
and started swinging.
A monkey don't talk and a monkey don't sing so who is this hairy lady?
Who is this shady lady in this shady, shady tree
Oh, I got to get a better look so I, so I can see
But then she says to me
{I am the princess whose prince you stepped on you dum butt hole}
{So kiss me you fool and I will turn beautiful}
{Kiss me you fool and I will turn beautiful, kiss me you fool}
And so I did, but she didn't turn beautiful. She was just a hairy
lady trying to get some.